Kingsley Shacklebolt

PICK UP QUIDDITCH!!! MY HOUSE!

THIS SATURDAY. ALL BLOODY DAY!!!

If you are a prat, wanker, or bint than consider yourself not invited. This, of course, applies to the majority of the Slytherin House, not like you lot are any good at Quidditch ANYWAY.

Everyone else? SEE YOU THERE. (For those who do not yet have my floo address, I'll give it to you in a warded comment to prevent the unwelcome from crashing the party!)

Massive water fight following the Quidditch game!

Ladies! Listen up, this is important. If you feel the urge to "experiment" than let me tell you that lesbianism? Is perfectly alright with me, so long as I can watch.

Carry on with your experimenting.

( Kingsley )